Coporate America

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Good morning, noble travelers! Welcome to Corporate America! My name is Ethan and I’ll be your tour guide today. I have a very special guest with me here right now, the President of the United States! Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Without any further ado, let us begin; on your right you’ll see large statue to commemorate our hero and the face of this country, a violent criminal who died at the hands of a police officer. What an accomplishment! To the left we see a brand-new fast-food restaurant, newest location in the franchise, can’t wait to see what cool new bioweapons are included in the ingredients. This little joint is accompanied by a whole street full of bright neon signs and urban barf to satiate your constant need for stimulation aided of course by our endless selection of SSRIs, TMIs, my BMIs, and security camera eyes! Speaking of which, your precious invasion of privacy in the name of safety extends well into foreign governments; we’ve got Tik Tok, sweat shops, and other Chinese human rights violations working tirelessly to keep you plugged into the matrix 24/7. Last but not least, we have our unspoken overlords, BIG PHARMA! When they aren’t keeping the population happy and fulfilled with delicious opioids, they are fighting tooth and nail for your right to murder and chemically castrate your children in the name of progress. Clearly, we take healthcare very seriously here in the U.S. of A. Well folx, that concludes our tour of this great nation, tune in next time for our child-friendly groomer-uh-I mean drag performance tour. Can’t wait to see you there! And remember kids: don’t think for yourself.

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from Ethan Schmethan, released August 18, 2023

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